Well, I am being playful so lets take a look at the Wilber map and typical statements from each level:
My daughter, well, no doctor of science will ever be good enough for her.
(this actually crossed my mind a few times, LOL)
Patience is just procrastination without anxiety.
We will all die, yes?
Well, I suggest we make peace with our various Gods and just go.
Causal level / Vedanta Nondual:
I used to be lonely, but now I am alone.
What’s been felt,
What’s been known,
Never shined through in what’s been shown.
So I dub thee nonexistent.